modernmartyr:

My entire life is covered in cat hair

patricknya:

chinchie:

wtfmanga:

“Mr. Mayor, I’m reconsidering my position as your secretary…”

“…you’ll find my resignation in your office.”

“…and the police.”

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST POST 

i don’t play animal crossing but i lol’d

jaclcfrost:

hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand